A toast to dads and their humor
Happy Father’s Day
As Father's Day approaches, we reflect on the fathers and father figures in our lives. We extend our gratitude for the constant support and strength in times of need. We appreciate the silly humor and jokes that make us smile and groan. Lastly, we are thankful for the check-ins from time to time whether it’s a simple text or taking us out for lunch. For all this and so much more, we celebrate you today!
Dad Jokes for Laughs & Eye Rolls
- What happened when two slices of bread went on a date? It was loaf at first sight.
- Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.
- I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.
- What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!
- I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. I don't think he cared.
- Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe.
- I got a new pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too.
- I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
- What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.
- What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.